Juice: Who are the ad wizards...

Have you ever noticed that those juice mash-ups they sell at the supermarket to make cranberry juice palatable always have really awkward names like cran-apple or cran-grape. I think that's because all the really direct neologisms sound even worse:

• crapple
• crape
• crime (more of a seltzer flavor than juice)
• creach

The only good one I can possibly come up with is cranana. Ha. Cranana.