Friday, June 22, 2007

Juice: Who are the ad wizards...

Have you ever noticed that those juice mash-ups they sell at the supermarket to make cranberry juice palatable always have really awkward names like cran-apple or cran-grape. I think that's because all the really direct neologisms sound even worse:

  • crapple
  • crape
  • crime (more of a seltzer flavor than juice)
  • creach
The only good one I can possibly come up with is cranana. Ha. Cranana.

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