Saturday, December 6, 2008

Heads up, Philly people

Assaults on two fronts! forewarns of an imminent robot/monster/robot monster invasion, focus: Proximity Gallery, center city, TONIGHT. So be four-armed!(?)

Meanwhile, in Europe, Slovakia has been found in possession of suitable alternatives to Stroehmann's (King-size) white bread and Bob Evans savory breakfast sausage, and evidence suggests that recent tests to "stuffing-ize" these materials have been successful. To re-iterate, Slovakia is now suspected to be fully stuffing capable. Substitutions for scrapple and dried beef remain elusive; further experimentation is expected.

(Actually, we purchased something that could well have been Slovak scrapple, but I couldn't bring myself to try it before it expired.)

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