Bear with me here. I'm not much of a reader, so I usually get my news from NPR, but when I stopped by CNN.com this evening... maybe you already know about this? You can now, with just a couple clicks, buy t-shirts with CNN's professionally crafted headlines on demand from their homepage! On the internet!
I took a screencap, in case I was imagining things and determined I wasn't imagining this. "Am I imagining things?" They should perhaps add that question to their CNN Shirts FAQ. They should perhaps also take some time to clarify the difference between CNN Shirts and CNN shirts. (The former is a web service, the latter is a shirt.) You can spot the little t-shirt icon in the picture or live on CNN's front page.
What I really want to know, though, is who decides I can't have a "Coyotes attack kids in playground, yard" shirt?